Turns Out Drew Peterson is Touchable After All
On February 21st, 2013, Drew Peterson, the wife killer, not the guy I went to college with, was sentenced to 38 years in prison for the murder of his 3rd wife, Kathleen Savio. His 4th wife, Stacey, also disappeared.
You may remember the Lifetime movie Untouchable: The Drew Peterson story which starred Rob Lowe as Drew Peterson and Kaley Cuoco as Stacey. The movie’s most famous line was “I’m untouchable bitch!” delivered from Rob Lowe. Well, with the real life Drew Peterson spending the next 38 years of his life in prison, he’s going to be very touchable… to the other inmates, he’d better hold on to that soap extra tight or he’ll be hearing “You’re touchable bitch! And you’re my bitch!” from someone much bigger than him.
Drew Peterson already got one Lifetime movie and I don’t think he’ll be getting a second, but if he did, some possible titles may be:
- Touchable: The Drew Peterson in Prison Story
- Anal Rape-able: The Drew Peterson in Prison Story